NEON LORDS: RIDERS OF THE BURPWARP
TIMELESS BEYOND, DUDES!
It's like a cosmic stretch of the gnarliest unknowns and mondo-huge blackness.
Outta these far-out empty zones hovers the turf of the Elder Space God.
This ageless being's seen it all, from the birth of fresh galaxies to massive cosmic wipeouts since the big bang boogie.
Time? Far-out, dude! Not even on their radar! They were just chillaxing out here in the abyss before time was even a blip.
The Khaos winds howl in their wake, as the Elder Space God floats aimlessly through the abyss. Even the heavy-hitting Light Lords and the gnarly Khaos Godz are left quaking in their celestial boots. Life? It's a cold flick of their finger away from oblivion.
But dudes here's where the plot really thickens. With a totally thunderous BURP that shook heaven and earth (we're talking full-on cosmic indigestion, my friends), the Elder Space God ripped a big hole right into the continuum of time and space. This gnarly space belch jettisoned Scumdogs through the twisted Burpwarp highways, flinging them into the Gnarly Age, dimensions beyond their wildest dreams to a radical place, Neo-Terraxx!
Cruising out of the swirling, burp-fueled vortex, 10 brand-spanking new classes for use in Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland TTRPG!
So, bodacious warriors, it's time to gear up! Chug your Glug, zip up your fanny pack, and prepare to take on the unknown dangers that lurk ahead!
The new Scumdogs that have come to the Gnarly Age are:
- B.I.O. Trooper- The Neon Wars never looked so Gross!
- Combat Dr0idz- Endless warz and nothing to show for it!
- Leatherback- Kings of the savage Urth before those pesky humanoid skum showed up.
- Rad Scientist- Welcome to the school of Cool! CLASS IN SESSION!
- Sewer Shark- Totally JAWSOME!
- Star Grunt- Policing the galaxy ain't payin' the billz!
- S.T. A.C.I.E.- NO MAN, NO LAW, NO WAR CAN STOP THEM!
- Terror-Chain Warrior- The President's Chosen.
- Wasteland Weirdo-Master of Mutants, Mutts, and Monsters
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